4 thoughts on “No mountain lion today

  1. Mike Wilde's avatarMike Wilde

    Top Ten Reasons Dee didn’t get a mountain lion today…
    10. Didn’t see one yet while he waited by the window at the lodge all day.
    9. Tripped over that stupid pee bag again.
    8. Seth and Silva told him that the house cat didn’t count as a cougar.
    7. Walking through the woods saying, “Here Kitty, Kitty” isn’t working like he thought.
    6. Seth and Silva just figured out that Dee expects them to “Take me up the mountain piggy back.”
    5. “The sun was in my eyes” (it was cloudy all day).
    4. The dogs they’re using to track a cat kept smelling that bag of pee strapped to his leg.
    3. The guide he hired for $100 doesn’t seem to know what he’s doing.
    2. Seth and Silva are kept him up at night playing video games.
    And the number one reason Dee didn’t get a mountain lion today is…
    1. The zoo was closed.

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